SpongeBob finds himself playing professional hockey, but when he realizes whose team he is playing for and who he must play against, he starts having second thoughts about becoming a professional hockey player.
Squidward wants to win the Bikini Bottom Art Society art contest, but with his archenemy as a contestant he must trick SpongeBob into cheating for him.
When SpongeBob intentionally causes global warming to bring on an early summer he doesn't count on all the bad effects of his actions, so he must go on a mission to undo the environmental damage he caused.
SpongeBob gets a new pair of glasses before his audition at Bikini Bottom's new fry cook academy but doesn't wear them after a terrible dream of cooking mishaps with them, he later finds out that many famous chefs wear glasses.
When SpongeBob notices that the Krusty Krab sign has been ruined, he's off to find the culprit; because the sign's broken wood looks "karate chopped" his good friend Sandy Cheeks becomes his first suspect.