Everyone becomes a suspect when bathroom business is done in the wrong place.

On Christmas Eve, zookeeper Bob McGrew hurries through his tasks so he and the animals can wait for Santa. They are visited by Hector Gloop who wants to collect reindeer poo. When Santa appears, one of his reindeer is sick so Bob offers Rhino to take its place thereby saving the holiday.

Little Baa Baa is bored. So when Quirky Turkey comes along, the opportunity to make mischief is too good to resist. "What's that?" asks Turkey, pointing at a suspicious something on the ground. "What's what?" "That there." "This here?" "Yes, that there." "Oh, it's just a pile of . . . smarty tablets." "Ohhh. . ." After a well-sustained buildup evoking hilarity and disbelief, this kid-pleasing trickster tale will have readers both groaning and laughing...