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Follow Gert, a forty-year-old woman stuck in a six-year-old girl's body who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for nearly thirty years. Join her and her giant battle-axe on a delightfully blood soaked journey to see who will survive the girl who HATES FAIRYLAND.
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"Ignoring the lessons of her future battle-self, Gert geeks out, gets geeked on, gets got, and goes good while she explores the convention world, makes rash generalizations about other cultures, and deftly navigates the consequeneces of her own actions. Her trusty, if not mouthy, questing guide Larry pulls an 'It's a Wonderful Life' and realizes he actually might like and miss Gert as her last-ditch effort to get out of Fairyland once and for all...
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"Gert's still stuck in Fairyland and trying to get the fluff back home, but her quest hits a bit of a roadblock when she winds up being crowned Queen! Join Gert as she rules the world she hates, meets a new friend named Duncan Dragon, gets her face smashed in by a beautiful princess, and makes a choice that may very well lead to the last days of Fairyland."--Page [4] of cover.
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As Gert navigates a fairy-tale netherworld with a capital "H," Fairyland's baddies brood and brew to revitalize a rotten ruler. Can Fairyland hope to survive the coming storm when the only people trying to save it are the mastermind tag team of Larry and Duncan Dragon? Are the fates of Gertrude and the land she loves to hate more intertwined than anyone expected?