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Totally terrific jokes

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Sterling Pub.,
Pub. Date:
c2000.
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English
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Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking . What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot . How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad ! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms ! Or: Floyd: Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar. Doctor: I find that hard to believe. It's side-splitting, hours-long fun for you and your friends.
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