You suck: a love story
"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"
Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody--the woman of his dreams--is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.
For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)
Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
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|Grouping Title||you suck a love story|
|Grouping Author||moore christopher|
|Last Grouping Update||2019-02-19 22:45:13PM|
|Last Indexed||2019-02-18 23:52:05PM|
|author||Moore, Christopher, 1957-|
|available_at_school||Hume-Fogg Magnet High|
|detailed_location_school||Hume-Fogg High Magnet - Teen Fiction|
|display_description||Waking up to discover that his girlfriend is a vampire and has transformed him into one, Thomas C. Flood adapts to his new powers while dealing with a dangerous faction of bloodsuckers trying to kill off all other vampires.|
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|format_school||Book, Large Print, eAudiobook, eBook|
|isbn||9780060590291, 9780060590307, 9780061233159, 9780061257407, 9780061801983|
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|itype_school||, Book, Large Print Book|
|owning_location_school||Hume-Fogg Magnet High|
|publishDate||2007, 2008, 2009|
|record_details||ils:CARL0000275100|Book|Books|1st ed.|English|William Morrow,|c2007.|328 p. ; 20 cm., ils:CARL0000277177|Large Print|Books|1st ed.|English|Harper Luxe,|c2007.|368 p. (large print) ; 23 cm., ils:CARL0000598108|Book|Books|1st Harper pbk. ed.|English|Harper,|2008, c2007.|328 p. ; 21 cm., overdrive:1e43c72b-60f1-43c1-a377-edbd9d7eb55d|eAudiobook|Audio Books||English|HarperAudio||, overdrive:40239689-d426-4ce7-a031-e6037e82ed9f|eBook|eBook||English|HarperCollins|2009||
|series||Vampire love stories|
|series_with_volume||Vampire love stories|2|
|subject_facet||Humorous fiction, Humorous stories, Humorous stories, American, Large type books, Love stories, Love stories, American, Vampires -- Fiction|
|title_display||You suck : a love story|
|title_full||You Suck: A Love Story Bloodsucking Fiends Series, Book 2, You suck : a love story / Christopher Moore, You suck [text (large print)] : a love story / Christopher Moore|
|title_short||You suck :|
|title_sub||a love story|
|topic_facet||Fantasy, Fiction, Humor (Fiction), Humorous fiction, Humorous stories, Humorous stories, American, Large type books, Love stories, Love stories, American, Vampires|