Frank Cottrell Boyce
Rory Rooney likes to be prepared for anything, but when he inexplicably turns green and finds himself in an experimental hospital ward with his nemesis, school bully Tommy-Lee "Grim" Komissky, everyone is baffled but Rory believes he and Grim have become superheroes.
Eighth grader George is a loser. Even his grandad doesn't want to hang around with him. Then he starts using the weird old aftershave that he got for his birthday. Suddenly all the girls are in love with him. George wanted to be popular, and yet now he's looking for somewhere to hide!